You've missed a disturbingly vital aspect out of the equation: it has to be entertaining. I've sat and listened to really fine players with a great sound and a wonderful feel, yet it's been like watching paint dry. Ultimately, we have to be entertainers. We recently had a viewer's poll TV program that had Keith Moon pitted against John Bonham as the world's greatest rock drummer; hard call, I thought. I knew them both personally, and had been watching and listening to them play from the start, but this was an audience choice. I felt sure they would go for Mooney because of his showmanship, but Bonzo got the vote! I felt absolutely elated, because feel and finesse had triumphed. Not that I didn't respect Keith's abilities - he was a wizard; and not that I felt John wasn't a showman, because he certainly was. And, in fact, many of the viewer's comments were that he was equally as attractive a performer as Planty and far more so than Page. Point is, no-one ever told me that I sounded crap, cos I didn't; but if I had, they sure as hell would have let me know. You need to be good looking too.
I don't know. I kinda like Charlie Watt's brand of showmanship. No bull****.