Well, it's a pity you're not related to BuilderBob, but then from what I understand, you've written a book. That's nearly as good I guess. (except you don't get to wear that neat hat)
So, just so you won't feel bad about all this; tell you what I'll do...
Go ahead and sign one of those books you've penned, and mail it to me.
If I ever get around to writing the great novel I've heard resides in all of us, I'll sign it and send it to you!
I'll even autograph it as well.
Now, doesn't that make you feel better? Excited