3 drummers fall off a cliff...... ba-dum-tish!!
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Drums are loud....So play them LOUD!!!
Posted on 13 years ago
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What do you call 10 drummers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Whats the definition of confusion?
4 drummers at a fourway stop sign intersection.
Posted on 13 years ago
#32
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• What does a drummer use for contraception?
His personality.
John
Posted on 13 years ago
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Q: What has 4 legs and an A$$HOLE on it.
A : A Drum Stool.
Posted on 13 years ago
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A guitar player locks his keys in the van before a gig.
He had to break the window to get the drummer out.
Posted on 13 years ago
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A band is playing on the roof of a skyscraper. They rock real hard, so hard actually, that the drummer and the bassist fall off the roof. They're falling besides each other and the drummer says: "Hey, finally together!"
Splat! ... Splat!
Sysl krysu nenahradi!
-196?-72 6ply White Oyster Amati
-1960s 3ply Red Sparkle Amati
- Zildjian, Paiste, Zyn, Istanbul
http://bandzone.cz/blueswan
-196?-72 6ply White Oyster Amati
-1960s 3ply Red Sparkle Amati
- Zildjian, Paiste, Zyn, Istanbul
http://bandzone.cz/blueswan
Posted on 10 years ago
#36
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What do you call a girl on the arm of a drummer?
A tattoo!
My kit:
Ludwig Vistalite Big Beat set consisting of:
14” X 22” bass, 16” X 16” floor tom, 8” X 12” ride tom, 9” X 13” ride tom, 5” X 14” snare
Ludwig 201 Speed King bass drum pedal
Ludwig 1124 Spur-lok hit-hat with Ludwig Standard Paiste 14” cymbals (760 & 770 gr) with ching-ring
Two Ludwig Standard S-270 cymbals stands
18” Zildjian crash cymbal (1550 gr) and 20” Zildjian ride cymbal (2130 gr) with CAMCO sizzler
Gibraltar motorcycle seat-style drum throne with backrest
Ludwig Vistalite Big Beat set consisting of:
14” X 22” bass, 16” X 16” floor tom, 8” X 12” ride tom, 9” X 13” ride tom, 5” X 14” snare
Ludwig 201 Speed King bass drum pedal
Ludwig 1124 Spur-lok hit-hat with Ludwig Standard Paiste 14” cymbals (760 & 770 gr) with ching-ring
Two Ludwig Standard S-270 cymbals stands
18” Zildjian crash cymbal (1550 gr) and 20” Zildjian ride cymbal (2130 gr) with CAMCO sizzler
Gibraltar motorcycle seat-style drum throne with backrest
Posted on 10 years ago
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Ghod, they revived it! It's alive, it's ALIVE!!! LOL
Ok, one more then...
What do you call a drummer in a three-piece suit?
The defendant.
John
Posted on 10 years ago
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How do they count in a hearing impaired drummer...
"Four taps to the back of his head"...
Cheers
'77 Slingerland 51N,Super Rock 24,18,14,13.. COW 8,10 Concert toms
'69 Slingerland Hollywood Ace
'75 Rogers Dynasonic 6.5 x 14, 10 lug COB
'77-78 Slingerland 6.5 x 14, 10 lug COB
'78-79 Slingerland 5 1/4 x14 8 lug COB
'79 Biman 5 1/4, Acrolite
'82 Slingerland 5 1/4 x 14. Festival COS
'84 Tama MasterCraft Superstar 6.5 x 14, 10 lug Rosewood
'98 Slingerland (Music YO) 6" 10 Lug Maple.. NOS
Zildjian, Sabian , UFIP & Paiste mix.
'69 Slingerland Hollywood Ace
'75 Rogers Dynasonic 6.5 x 14, 10 lug COB
'77-78 Slingerland 6.5 x 14, 10 lug COB
'78-79 Slingerland 5 1/4 x14 8 lug COB
'79 Biman 5 1/4, Acrolite
'82 Slingerland 5 1/4 x 14. Festival COS
'84 Tama MasterCraft Superstar 6.5 x 14, 10 lug Rosewood
'98 Slingerland (Music YO) 6" 10 Lug Maple.. NOS
Zildjian, Sabian , UFIP & Paiste mix.
Posted on 10 years ago
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Why do bands have roadies?
So the drummer has someone to talk to.
Thank you!
Jeff C
"Enjoy every sandwich" Warren Zevon
Posted on 10 years ago
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