Drum/Drummer Jokes.

[big daddy]

Hope it's okay to post this here. Lets have a little fun poking fun at ourselves. Here's 2 to get started.

(1) A snare drum, a kick drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff... BA DOOM KSSSSSS.

(2) Two cowboys were waiting in their fort for the Indians to attack. They listened to the distant pounding war drums.
One cowboy muttered to the other, "I don't like the sound of them drums."
Just then, a distant voice came over the hill, "It's not our usual drummer!"


Okay, next?

[wayne]

Did you hear about the drummer that went to college? Me either.

[sabshga]

How do you get a drummer to play quieter?



Put a chart in front of him?

[sabshga]

Why did the lady break up with the drummer?

She found his four strokes ruff.

[Bebop]

very funny Laughing H Laughing H Laughing H unfortunately I dont have any jokes.. I will try to think of some for you guys :)

[Webmaster]

One variant of a standard joke.

Who is the guy standing with that group of musicians?

"The Drummer"

David

[wayne]

Did you hear about the drummer who won the lottery and kept playing till he was broke??!!Laughing H

[wayne]

That pizza driver must be a drummer.....I told him to come in,but he wont!!Eye Ball

[Sparkletone]

Q: How can you tell if the stage is level?
A: The drummer drools out of BOTH sides of his mouth.

Q: What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
A: Drool.

Q: How do you get 2 drummers to play in time?
A: Shoot one.

Q: What do you call a Drummer driving a Volkswagon?
A: Farfromthinken


...Ouch! Pretty funny, though! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go. I got drool all over my keyboard while typing these.

[big daddy]

One more from me...

What's the difference between a drummer and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four :)